If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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