hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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