What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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