Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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