I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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