So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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