I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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