My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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