i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I want to be your penis for a week.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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