I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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