So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you had me at cake vodka
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Randomize