I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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