JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I love you. Go after that dick
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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