why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
