the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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