I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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