Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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