his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
send nudes
from the living room?
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