I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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