Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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