you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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