just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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