Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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