Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Randomize
