Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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