Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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