I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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