All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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