okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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