How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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