real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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