hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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