Well douche your snatch and let's go!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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