so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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