I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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