Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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