mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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