I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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