You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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