how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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