I want to have your abortion
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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