okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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