Its about making memories worth repressing
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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