Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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