im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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