I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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