in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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