bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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