forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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