it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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