we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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