WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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