so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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