Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
