My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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