It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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