Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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