I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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